Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.
Chester 'Chip' Hudson
Jessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp
Benjamin 'The Berg' Berger
Jeremy 'Juicebox' Berger
Andrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp
Kashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar
Tony 'Noname' Yaznewski
Elias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
'Mystic' Linda Callaghan
Umpire