A failed Hollywood actor returns to his home town in Wisconsin and reminisces about his life in L.A. to a potential new girlfriend about his faults, auditions, misadventures, and confrontations with the evils of Hollywood.
The Man
Simon Sez Simone
Steve's Manager
The Frog
The Colonel
Bussler Waitress
Casting Director
Cherri Contrary
Maloney
Bistro Waitress
Steve's Agent
Limo Girl
Desiree, the Whore
Agent #2
Sugaree
Agent #1
Milwaukee Steve
Manager #1
Mr. C