It only takes 90 minutes to fall in love.
A boy, a girl, and the worst football team in Britain. You can't choose who you're going to fall in love with.
Gertie Roberts
Charlie McQueen
Donald Roberts
Herbie Lane
Jeff Barnes
David Roberts
Mrs. Meredith
Tony Soper
Mr Travis
Derek Dobson
Dick Ellis
Barry Stringer
Peter Batchelor
Burly Steward
'Brian' West Ham Manager
Policeman #1
Mr Blake
Knuckles
Emelda
Anoushka