Why be yourself when you can be somebody else?
Wrongly accused of physically abusing a fellow actor, starving thespians Arthur and Maurice find themselves pursued by the law aboard a cruise ship.
Happy Franks
Maxine (Max)
Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)
Sir Jeremy Burtom
Arthur
The Veiled Queen
Audition Director (uncredited)
Maurice
Burtom's Assistant
Voltri, First Mate
Lily 'Lil'
Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Emily Essendine
Meistrich
Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"
Stewardess with Luggage
Captain
Mrs. Essendine
Older Man who Drops Dead
Pancetta Leaky