Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams.
Gracie
Eduardo
Doreen
Michelle
Lindsay
Tiffany
Petunia
Ralphie
Coleman
Housing Manager
Harold
Jayne
C-Low
The Seoul Man
Darren
Homeless Joe
Paul
Louis
Halo
Albert